Arlette ([info]arletterocks) wrote,
@ 2008-08-15 10:51:00
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I can say that because i'm half middle class
sonya: i need good walking shoes, and a new bike seat still
me: get the damn bike seat already!
sonya: i know but i prolly need a new stem for the kind of seat i want and its a hassle and im lazy
me: you must hate bikes then
sonya: come on, dont say that
me: BIKIST
sonya: hey! some of my best friends are bikes!
me: they're not your friends, they're just sucking up to you until the revolution comes!
sonya: i knew it!
me: then you'll wake up dead with a spoke in your eye! and a bullet in your arm! because bikes don't aim very well!
me: and i can say that because i'm half bike!



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[info]flw
2008-08-15 09:35 pm UTC (link)
And they interfere with my time-traveling murder ambitions. Who have I traveled through time and murdered? Wouldn't you like to know! Just rest assured, we're all better off.

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