More chatblogging

sonya: i keep feeling like im forgetting something and its driving me crazy
me: you mean you FORGOT our ANNIVERSARY?
how could you!
i knew this would happen
sonya: ah crap im sorry.
am i going to have to hear about this from your mother now?
me:no, she's just dealing by pretending you died
it would be less annoying if she weren't dressing in black all the time
sonya: the funeral flowers are nice though
me: yeah, but she knows i think the coach with the four plumed black horses is a bit much
i drew the line at the jazz band
sonya: but i LIKE the jazz band.
maybe if you hired a jazz band to follow me around i might remember our aniversary
me: maybe if you remembered our anniversary i WOULD hire a jazz band to follow you around
remember? like i used to?
maybe they would've stuck around longer if you'd let them play anything other than the theme from "shaft"
sonya: people need to know my stance regarding badness.
I am for it.

Yes, we have conversations like this in person, because Sonya is the best straight man ever made. She sets the punchlines up every time and then caps them off just as perfectly.